*cuddles up close to you* *puts my mouth by your ear* I NEED CONSTANT REASSURANCE THAT YOU STILL ENJOY ME AND FIND OUR RELATIONSHIP APPEALING
THIS IS ME
What are you doing. What are you doing. What have you done.
you’re telling me i can make BLACK SLUDGE THAT TASTES LIKE OREOS!?
PRETEND IT’S LEVIATHAN BLOOD
There are two kinds of people….
I RESENT THAT LEVIATHAN COMMENT SIR/MADAME.
wait for him…
My therapist says the most beautiful things sometimes but then she says something like, “but after all of that chittering we can finally get down to the meatball” and in the midst of me bawling my eyes out i just laugh my ass off